University of Doomscrolling T-shirt
For the chronically online, emotionally exhausted, and somehow still refreshing the feed.
The Doomscrolling Alumni tee is a vintage collegiate-inspired design for anyone who’s earned an unofficial degree in spiraling at 2AM. Featuring a skeleton locked into an endless scroll session, this graphic blends retro campus aesthetics with modern internet burnout humor.
Printed in a distressed university-style layout with bold blue lettering and worn-in detailing, it feels like your favorite thrifted college tee, except the major is existential dread.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Sizing
This shirt features a comfortable unisex fit and runs true to size.
True-to-size fit
Slightly relaxed feel
Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look
Size down for a more fitted style
Please refer to the size chart for exact measurements before placing your order.
Material
Soft, lightweight, and breathable fabric
Made with premium combed and ring-spun cotton
Smooth feel with a comfortable everyday fit
Designed for durability and long-lasting wear
Care Instructions
To help preserve the print and fabric quality:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Wash with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design
Do not dry clean
Every piece is made to order, which means your shirt is created especially for you after you place your order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before your order ships.
Once shipped, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your package is on the move.
A little extra wait means less waste, and a shirt made just for fellow pop culture obsessives.