University of Doomscrolling T-shirt
For the chronically online, emotionally exhausted, and somehow still refreshing the feed.
The Doomscrolling Alumni tee is a vintage collegiate-inspired design for anyone who’s earned an unofficial degree in spiraling at 2AM. Featuring a skeleton locked into an endless scroll session, this graphic blends retro campus aesthetics with modern internet burnout humor.
Printed in a distressed university-style layout with bold blue lettering and worn-in detailing, it feels like your favorite thrifted college tee, except the major is existential dread.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US